Once you develop your writer’s voice you will always have it, at least that is what I believe. But having a writer’s voice is not enough to make it in the industry you’ll need a profound and an almost perverse sense of creativity to be distinguished from the literary status quo. Just imagine if Spider Man was just another person bitten by a spider. No sticky finger pads, spider sense, or a cool blue and red uniform, nothing, nada, zilch, just a regular ole guy with a spider bite. Add a muse to the aforementioned spider bite, she in turn adds a dose of freaky radiation and a weak protagonist, and ba-da-bing a million, no, billion dollar idea. However, my muse, Calliope absolutely refuses to work unless I pay the Community Coffee and Splenda God or spend an hour on the elliptical at level 15. This Diva, wonderful woman of epic poetry, needs an attitude check.
But…
I bribe her anyway.
As my pants get larger and it is hard to see small type because my eyes are vibrating from the caffeine overdose.
I bribe her
Because I feel there is a movie deal, a yacht and a couple of near misses with insane paparazzi at the end of edit number 7.
I bribe her
But I do it begrudgingly because I would like to do my take on the author’s pose of sitting on a park bench, legs crosses, staring reflectively across rolling hills and wondrous vistas.
Damn it.
Watch this space.
But…
I bribe her anyway.
As my pants get larger and it is hard to see small type because my eyes are vibrating from the caffeine overdose.
I bribe her
Because I feel there is a movie deal, a yacht and a couple of near misses with insane paparazzi at the end of edit number 7.
I bribe her
But I do it begrudgingly because I would like to do my take on the author’s pose of sitting on a park bench, legs crosses, staring reflectively across rolling hills and wondrous vistas.
Damn it.
Watch this space.
~Vale~